How iPhone Owners Can Learn To Please The Ladies (NSFW)
Author: Rees | Date: December 22, 2007
Like A Virgin… Touched For The Very First Time…
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that owning an iPhone and being hopeless with women are things that go hand-in-hand, but anecdotal evidence seems to suggest that, sadly, it’s a very real possibility. Gadget freaks, after all, don’t necessarily get out much.
Be thankful then for this, rubMyClit, a web-based app that lets iPhone owners practice their lady pleasing skills on a lovingly hand drawn virtual minge, all in the comfort of their own home. There’s also a high score board, to compare your bean-flicking prowess with the rest of the iPhone-owning populace.
Of course, rather than playing with your iPhone, you might be better off getting out and meeting some real women – women who’ll let you touch their lady parts, hopefully. Although I do suggest you don’t try the chat-up line “do you want to play with my iPhone”, as that probably wouldn’t quite cut it.
Not with the type of ladies you actually want to be with, anyway.
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I performed an amazing double-take when I scrolled down the page and saw the image on this post.
I innocently scrolled past it, thought “Oh look, intimate lady area” and scrolled past, before my brain kicked in and just HAD to scroll back up and read what it was about.
Whoever drew that obviously has a lot of artistic skill! I wonder if they did it from memory or had someone pose for it? I’m intrigued…