Like A Virgin… Touched For The Very First Time…

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that owning an iPhone and being hopeless with women are things that go hand-in-hand, but anecdotal evidence seems to suggest that, sadly, it’s a very real possibility. Gadget freaks, after all, don’t necessarily get out much.

Be thankful then for this, rubMyClit, a web-based app that lets iPhone owners practice their lady pleasing skills on a lovingly hand drawn virtual minge, all in the comfort of their own home. There’s also a high score board, to compare your bean-flicking prowess with the rest of the iPhone-owning populace.

Of course, rather than playing with your iPhone, you might be better off getting out and meeting some real women – women who’ll let you touch their lady parts, hopefully. Although I do suggest you don’t try the chat-up line “do you want to play with my iPhone”, as that probably wouldn’t quite cut it.

Not with the type of ladies you actually want to be with, anyway.

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Update: Welcome Reddit users – you sick little puppies! If you like this, you’ll probably like some of our other random game and gadget-related stuff. We do have an *ahem* post archive *ahem* you know…

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