Imaginary Xbox 360 “Ultimate” Details Leaked… By Nobody
Author: Rees | Date: January 3, 2008
ZOMGHDDVDWFTROFL!!!11one
This is the kind of story I like - no sources cited, nobody else covering it, supposed “figures” plucked from the author’s anal region for reasons unknown. Still, if it does become true I want to selflishly say that TTB was one of the first sites to cover it - I also secretly wish that there might be a tiny little pinch of truth behind the rumours, so here we go.
Here we have Stuff Magazine’s little story about the Xbox 360 “Ultimate”, featuring built-in Wi-Fi, 320GB HDD, 1080P HDMI, HD audio output (whatever that means), 65nm archiecture (as if Stuff know what that is), and… wait for it… a quieter fan. Oh, and don’t forget the built-in HD DVD drive, of course!
The Xbox 360 Ultimate goes on sale, erm,
Well…
One thing I do know is that it should set you back, er…
Of course, sources said to be inside Microsoft have confirmed…
Oh.
I just had a sex wee.
Hmm. Perhaps you didn’t pick up on the ever-so-slight spinkling of skepticism I was aiming for in this post?
It would be nice if they did make the “Ultimate”. But I won’t be getting hopeful until I hear it straight from the horse’s mouth!
Did you just call Bill Gates a horse?
Bill, or J. Everyone loves J.
Oh no I think it’s a load of crap, but still, sex wee came out anyway.
Just a little spaff.