Play Wii With Your, Er, Wii-ner (NSFW)
Yikes. This is definitely one of the scariest videos I’ve seen in a long, long time. It’s from an actual, honest-to-God porn site (yes, I did go there, but only for “research” purposes you understand), and it features a novel new way of playing your Wii games.
Basically it features a trampy looking woman with some very scary fake boobs, playing some Wii with a guy who looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Not so bad eh? Well, it isn’t until you realise that Shaggy happens to have a Wiimote strapped to his Johnson. I’m sure there’s a joke to be made here about Wii Willy Winkie, but it’s Saturday and it’s too early.
Unfortunately I can’t embed the video here, so you’ll have to watch it over on Gizmodo – be warned, however, that it features graphic nudity and some extreme closeups of shaven lady parts.
Yay!
er… are you insinuating that there are muscles in your cock?!
I’d imagine this is a very ineffective way of playing wii either way….
Dicks are almost completely muscle. Blood pumps into the muscle tissue to grant erections.
Did you ever take 8th grade anatomy?