If you’re the kind of person who spends hours living your life as a fictional character in an MMO, then you’re probably also the type of person who really, really needs porn. In which case you’ll probably enjoy The Rage Of Bonan, based on the similarly named MMO game Age Of Conan.

It was created by a studio known as Whorelore, who also brought us the terrible World of Whorecraft – you couldn’t even make this stuff up, as the official website will hopefully prove.

Anyway, The Rage of Bonan (or ThRoB, as I like to call it) is at least faithful to the original material. It’s based on the game’s first quest, which involves shackled women – but obviously not quite enough boning for most gamers’  tastes. In another nice touch, the stars of the film are Adult Video Network performer of the year Evan Stone and his real-life girlfriend, Syren.

It’s probably the closest most Age Of Conan players will get to having their own real-life girlfriend, so that alone should make it a big seller.

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