‘MS Paint Adventures’ Is A Massive Waste Of Time
Do you remember the old point and click adventure games of the late 80s / early 90s? For the oldies in the audience, do you remember those old text adventures of the ZX Spectrum days?
Well, MS Paint Adventures is kind of a combination of the two, with the added bonus that it’s impossible to waste too much time doing completely the wrong thing. These games have twisted humour, confusing plots, and will suck hours of your life away. If you’re into that kind of thing.
There are also weasels and elves.
Maybe I just don’t get it. I’m not able to enter anything at the flashing cursor, & just clicking through all of the pages seems an unentertaining waste of time.
Ah yes. That’s what I meant by “…it’s impossible to waste too much time doing completely the wrong thing.” I guess I should’ve made that clear.
I found that after the first half an hour or so of clicking through, the story does seem to get a bit drawn out and tedious. A lot of it did appeal to my twisted sense of humour, however.
Convoluted storyline, idiosyncratic jokes that aren’t all that funny, shitty characters, shitty premise, over-the-top vocabulary stretching in lieu of a half decent plot or narrative structure…Yup, MS Pain Adventures is a waste of time.