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The Team Teabag Super Mega Million Visitor Giveaway: Day 1 – PS3

Author: Vince | Date: August 24, 2009

Yoda vs Vader

It’s day one of our week long giveaway, and to get things started with a bang our friends over at Ubisoft have given us a copy of Soul Calibur IV and Assassins Creed for the PS3 to give away to one lucky reader.

All you have to do to get your hands on these prizes is tell us who would win out of a fight between Yoda & Darth Vader and why.  Post your answers in comment thread for this post and we will pick a winner at 18:00 GMT on Friday 28th August 2009.

Be sure to enter your email address in the box when you leave your entry otherwise we will not be able to contact you if you win.  The email address will not be stored for any other reasons and you will not receive unsolicited mail from Team Teabag.

This competition is now closed, check back soon to discover who has won!

Congatulations to ‘OregonSlacker’ for taking the win this time, an email will be with you soon!

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Only one entery per person, multiple entries will be removed.

This competition is open to anyone and everyone*, no matter where in the world you live. Please note that the games listed are for the European/British (PAL) version of the Playstation 3 console, so please check your region first – there are no refunds, cash alternatives,  or alternative prizes offered if the games will not work in your region, or are unwanted for any other reason.

One brand new boxed copy of Soul Calibur 4 and Assassins Creed will be delivered by post to the winner. Winners chosen will be at the discretion of Team Teabag’s editorial staff. Winners will be notified by email by August 30th and an announcement will also be made via this website.

* …except employees of Team Teabag & Ubisoft, and their families. Sorry!

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63 Comments

Comment by Anonymous
2009-08-24 20:48:20

If it were a fair fight…i think yoda, otherwise Vader cause he fights dirty >:)

 
Comment by Lee Brown
2009-08-24 21:28:48

One of them has a height advantage and it’s not who you would think at first glance.

http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g67/lj200623/?action=view&current=vader-yoda-gamersreports-500×280.jpg
http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g67/lj200623/?action=view&current=vader-yoda-gamersreports-500×2802.jpg
http://s53.photobucket.com/albums/g67/lj200623/?action=view&current=vader-yoda-gamersreports-500×2803.jpg

Yoda would obviously go straight for Vada’s death star(s)!

 
Comment by Manuel Omar Mosqueda Baldenegro
2009-08-25 18:01:17

Say who will win in a battle between Darth Vader and Yoda is hard choice, because for a side Darth Vader is more young and strong than Yoda, but Yoda is wiser.

Considering his strengths and his weakness, the winner could be dath vader definitely.

Because after a long battle, the Yoda body, lose stamina and skills, in the end, Yoda will die, in a hands of darth vader.

 
Comment by tom
2009-08-25 18:02:44

Obviously Yoda, his speed n agility would allow him to dodge the brute force of Vader. With his vast years of experience and monitoring of Anakin from a young age would provide him with the knowledge to combat his weaknesses whilst remaining fully aware of his strengths! (and good always triumphs over evil right?)

 
Comment by andy
2009-08-25 18:07:10

stamina and youth over brains darth would kick yodas butt !

 
Comment by Adam Cogswell
2009-08-25 19:56:04

Yoda because of backwards sentences, he’d just confuse vader.

 
Comment by BalekFekete
2009-08-25 20:01:30

Yoda, for one reason and one reason alone – you can’t teabag when you’re wearing a codpiece.

 
Comment by hodsey77
2009-08-25 20:07:34

Yoda, of course – good always wins evil :)

 
Comment by trin
2009-08-26 00:47:23

Yoda is the supreme master of kick’n butt.
thanks for the contest

 
Comment by PlayingMantis
2009-08-26 02:21:57

Darth Vader FTW, if Yoda could defeat vader, why would he be hiding from him on Dagobah?

 
Comment by Paul Tucker
2009-08-26 08:05:42

Darth would win, because last time Yoda fought the Lord of the dark side he scampered away in defeat like a scolded child!

 
Comment by Philip Igoe
2009-08-26 11:19:34

Yoda definitely for the win, after all he is true Jedi he is

 
Comment by Hel Cruse
2009-08-26 11:44:42

Hmm, difficult, for a Non-Starwarsie person like me, but I think it has to be the BIG Guy. he’s the baddie. The Little Guy, although good, would serve a greater purpose by dying, martyrdom and all that.

And as Spock says, the sacrifice of the one, blah de blah blah blah, and anyway, is a FILM so magic says that no matter how he dies, he’ll come back again anyhow, magic dust / rewind time / death star reverse implosion causing a black hole thru which time and death are invariably turned around.

 
Comment by maci234
2009-08-26 14:18:09

i think yoda would win because he is small and clever

 
Comment by EclipseSSD
2009-08-26 15:09:01

Yoda would win because he has more experience, and has battled the Emperor (Darth Sidious) himself on a pretty much even level and could handle himself pretty well, considering that Palpatine/Sidious had a much greater knowledge of the Dark Side of the Force than Vader. Yoda/Palpatine was a stalemate, Yoda didn’t lose; he fell, but he had the upper hand for much of the battle and could block attacks such as Force Lightning. Vader knows much less about the Force than either of them. Size and age don’t really count, as Yoda could handle just about anyone even in his advanced years, he fought two Sith Lords, and shows more profound skill and knowledge of the Force than just about anyone, and is on-par with Palpatine, who is marginally more powerful than Vader. To conclude: Yoda with his skill and experience would win, but Vader is not to be underestimated.

 
Comment by awayday
2009-08-26 15:32:49

Yoda, obviously.

He is a few hundred years older but have you heard Darth Vader? That is what too much smoking does to you. Yoda is clearly the fitter of the two.

 
Comment by denise cross
2009-08-26 15:50:32

Yoda would win because he is older and more experienced

 
Comment by Harry Gibbs
2009-08-26 16:04:36

Yoda win, he would. The force is strong in that one

 
Comment by poorboys
2009-08-26 16:52:08

The Yoda in the old films would lose. The Yoda in the newer films would jump about like a rabbit on redbull.

 
Comment by H.Andrews
2009-08-26 17:04:36

darth vader to win cos he is the most evil

 
Comment by Yoda
2009-08-26 17:21:42

A silly thought, that is,
And simple is the answer,
Too heavy and slow, is Vader,
Speed needed of a dancer,

A match he is not, for me,
Kick his arse, I could,
On the ground, Vader would land,
Enjoy every minute, I would.

 
Comment by Laura Pritchard
2009-08-26 18:27:13

Darth Vada…he’s so much cooler than Yoda!

 
Comment by kim white
2009-08-26 18:49:51

I’m a fan of little people being short of stature myself so i’m gonna say Yoda

 
Comment by Arthurdillo
2009-08-26 18:59:05

Yoda – old darth baby could not reach down low enough to deliver the coup de grace – Go yoda go………….

 
Comment by blackbeard1963
2009-08-26 19:30:38

darth vader

 
Comment by emma hogan
2009-08-26 19:58:24

Yoda as he is older and wiser!

 
Comment by Amanda
2009-08-26 20:00:15

Yoda, outsmart darth vader he will, failing that headbutt him where it hurts he will.

 
Comment by polo14player
2009-08-26 20:19:55

Darth Vader – he has the height advantage for the perfect tea bagging!!!

 
Comment by Maya Russell
2009-08-26 21:05:20

Yoda because don’t be fooled by his lack of height, he’s good, he’s cool and he packs some might!

 
Comment by OregonSlacker
2009-08-26 21:25:12

Yoda Vs. Darth Vader?

Well Yoda would probably initially outwit and outfight Vader, but CyberAnakin is no joke when it comes to pulling out all the stops..

Similar to the scene from empire, I envision darth reaching out to yoda in a faked attempt to lure the lil green guy closer.. , Darth quickly swings his saber and performs an excellent strike aimed at decapitatint the smaller jedi master, however just as he swings Yoda does an undersomersault and begins to roll between Vader’s legs…

Little does Yoda Know, Vader is prepared for his agile defense.. a quick press on a red button on vaders chest the Dark Lords Jewels are exposed just in time to Smack yoda smack dab in the center of his forehead, knocking him fully unconscious & Forever imprinting the Jedi Master w/ the Dark lords Teabagg impression on his forehead..

So answers your question as to the outcome of a duel between Yoda & Darth Vader

 
Comment by Alistair Richardson
2009-08-26 22:01:29

Yoda of course!!!!!!!! age and wisdom always triumph over youth

 
Comment by Patrick
2009-08-26 23:36:12

Darth Vader would win because you don’t instantly feel like you can squeeze his head.

 
Comment by FAIL
2009-08-26 23:42:39

Vader (hopefully. Yoda’s bloody annoying).

 
Comment by Susan Hall
2009-08-27 00:19:31

Yoda – dosen’t good always win over evil ?

 
Comment by Reuben
2009-08-27 03:28:15

Well, I would say Yoda. Judging by the battle between Yoda and Darth Sidious in Star Wars episode 3, Yoda is incredibly agile and powerful in the force. Darth Vaders mechanical limbs slow him down significantly. Since Yoda is far wiser in the use of the force than Darth Vader, Darth Vader`s natural force capabilities wont be of much help. In conclusion, Darth Vader would loose because he is slower and is not yet able to utilise his full potential in the force.

 
Comment by stuart edwards
2009-08-27 08:32:30

Yoda……More clever and lighter on his feet and he’s good which always conquer evil!! :)

 
Comment by karmaperle
2009-08-27 09:01:30

Bit like the Tortoise and the Hare or David and Goliath so I think it would be Yoda.

 
Comment by san241
2009-08-27 09:24:24

Yoda – moves faster

 
Comment by Jennifer Deavall
2009-08-27 11:48:13

Vader. He’d just need to breathe on Yoda to finish him off. Let’s face it – how could he ever brush his teeth?

 
Comment by Esah Hussin
2009-08-27 13:24:09

well yada cos he has midget power also he could use the force and basically the good guy always wins and yoda
also yoda fought to a draw whilst vader lost to kenobi who is not as near as skilled with a sabre as was yoda and vader lost his second duel with luke who hadnt had anywhere near the training or experience vader had

 
Comment by Jaz246t
2009-08-27 14:15:17

It just has to be yoda to win. Got to stand on the side of good, Vader is just falling apart.

 
Comment by mr martin
2009-08-27 14:53:25

yoda of course, he would use darth vader’s strength against him, a simple flick of the wrist would break the legs of 10 darth’s

 
Comment by Hazel
2009-08-27 15:23:23

Definitely Yoda. Brains over brawn – matter size does not.

 
Comment by Lee Gardner
2009-08-27 15:38:04

vadar definately, he would knock him out with his breath from his deep breathing. Or yoda would laugh himself to death with vadars stupid voice

 
Comment by greig spencer
2009-08-27 17:08:13

yoda moves faster

 
Comment by THOMAS DEXTER
2009-08-27 17:28:21

Yoda of course for the win

 
Comment by Matt Brndley
2009-08-27 18:08:54

Yoda. He’s cooler

 
Comment by Michelle Homewood
2009-08-27 20:11:15

Win Yoda would, work for the dark side he does not!

 
Comment by tony houghton
2009-08-27 21:56:35

yoda cos hes a slippy little git

 
Comment by Tiago Mascarenhas
2009-08-27 22:09:48

That battle darth vader will win it.. but it’s all a plan and in the end it will be everything all right.. i promess!

 
Comment by Adnan Anwar
2009-08-27 23:06:26

Considering yoda is an OAP (even by galactic years) by the time their path’s cross, it’s not really fair to say, it’s like Gazza taking on Cristiano Ronaldo 1 on 1. We all know yoda has a greater understanding of the force but vader has far greater potential (higher midachlorine count), so a stalemate is the only fair result! Besides, judging by your screenshot, vader is brandishing his saber suggesting he’s more likely to invade yoda than kill him!

 
Comment by Catherine MacLennan
2009-08-27 23:40:38

I think that Yoda would win because he’s more experienced at in matters if the mind and use of the force

 
Comment by ukclp
2009-08-28 09:10:07

Vader lose he would, beaten by the force good

 
Comment by Ryan Boothman
2009-08-28 11:20:54

Yoda because he is green ^^.

 
Comment by will mcinnes
2009-08-28 12:55:10

Good vs Evil using the force wins clearly yoda does

 
Comment by Raven
2009-08-28 13:02:06

Yoda would take his legs from under him !

 
Comment by nemilho
2009-08-28 13:56:39

Obviously Vader, he is on the dark side which is more powerful

 
Comment by penny woolgar
2009-08-28 14:39:37

dark vader , the baddies always win to fight another day

 
Comment by Ross Fraser
2009-08-28 15:04:38

I would pick yoda mainly because he could roll through darths legs, take him out at the knees while being hidden by darths cape and then finsh off darth while he’s down.

 
Comment by Fred_Baron
2009-08-28 17:07:43

Darth Vader always dressed in black, nimble little Yoda’s going to give you a whack!

 
Comment by Miqualke
2009-08-28 17:23:20

Darth Vader because he is way more badass

 
Comment by David Gallivan
2009-08-28 17:25:00

yoda would win in a fight with darth vader simply because it would be extremely easy to low-blow the guy, knocking him out instantly.

 
Comment by Mad-Prof
2009-08-28 17:50:04

Yoda would win if inside a small room ;-)
Bouncing off the walls with a LightSaber, he would leave Darth Vader in a pile of slices on the floor, like a peeled hard-boiled egg through an egg-slicer!

 

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