I dont know how to make you laugh…. sorry

If an Epic Games employee is fired, will he be allowed to participate ?

He almost blends into the background, doesn’t he?!

If I don’t win can I tea bag you motherf*ckers???

Knock, Knock…

How much is that locust in the window?

Dear Team Teabag, if I win it will almost make up for valve making me pay 7 bucks for L4D DLC that pc user get free.

Unfortunately I can’t pull funny out of nowhere, it’s not my expertise. :/

Gotta win this… Need more maps to suck at.

Marcus: “I found a way to sneak into Nexus, but if you wanna go in guns blazin’, I don’t blame ya.”

Dom: “Guns blazin’ sounds good to me! But hey! if you want to cash more gamerpoints and unlock the achievement we always can retry it your way later, right?

Marcus: “sure… ” “… i predict i may need to talk to Baird for this one …”

If you suckers ever wanna get the chance to thrash me at this, and you know you do, give me this as an incentive to go out and buy the game!!!

Hope I win/.

43.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot which is possibly slightly worrying to those 8 out of 10 cat owner who work in marketing.

All Fronts Collection? I would have called it Back to Front!

give it to me ……please

Who wants toast? I Like ‘em Crispy!

hope iwin

A woman’s sex life is very like the lottery-same old balls,very little chance of a 69,and it usually ends in a rollover.

Looking at these comments it is clear that gamers can’t make funny jokes!

How do the locust horde communicate? Via windows hive messenger. :d

One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can’t dish it out

Men are like ro-ro ferries, they just roll on and roll of not much in between

Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
A: Dam!

I’ll put the tea on, you bring the game to me

A nice distraction from the new world order

I dont know how to make you laugh…but i know how to make my son smile….with one of these

Heres me joke to make you laugh, lots hopefully >>>

We went to the zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.

>>>

It was a shitzu.

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

Marcus Fenix : ” No it’s f****** NOT Cockney rhyming slang for p****! “.