Arrr, me be needin’ wenches for me crew. Ye’ be interested?

Ar shiver my timbers, since blind pugh went slightly barmy with the black spot I can’t be seeing my way to punctuate this sentence.
avast and away with you landlubbers, I’me to sea.

Bring me one noggin of rum… otherwise that thar’ PC treasure’ll do nicely, Jim lad

Yaaaarrhh…..

P-)

Arrg, Pirates tea bag sweet, will you give me those damn games?, or i will throw you from the railing.

And then i will obliged to take them down from the Pirate Bay, or not because, the marines have closed, Jo Jo Yo Jo Jo

What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move? Jump hook.

Aye ye bunch of landlubbers, Why ye be tryin’ to give away me treasure?

I need me some of that, there, East India Company & Hearts of Ye Iron Booty ta add to me loot, and I’ll rob, pillage, and plunder any of ye skallawags that get in me way…

and if ye think I be jokin, be warned.. I be Dippin’ a bit of me Salty Sacks in ye mouth for just causin’ me da grief.. I know ye can almost breathe the Murky depths of the Ocean from da smell, not to mention the sounds of me barnacled bags sloshin’ against ye’s face.

So all ye wanna be pirates, Be warned & let she be known throughout the seven seas, that Cpt. Teabag Slacker has officially declared the prizes as his booty, Naysayers get the above Teabaggin’ followed by a swift kick in the pants from me pegleg (and ye be lucky if thats all ye get)

-Cpt. Teabag Slacker

Tea Bag is the Movement Baby!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzsFJolrYuI

Yarr! Last night a comely wench offered me her booty, but I wuz so sozzled with rum that me Jolly Roger refused to function! Yarrr…

I have only one thing to say – greatest pirate of all time – Guybrush Threepwood!

me parrots been at the rum again

ahoy there matey help me win

Arrrrrrrr a Capn’s joke for you scrawny landlubbers!!

Where’s yer Buccaneers?
On yer Buccan Head!…………….Arrrr

ooooh hello sailors !

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?”

The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

I always wondered about the origins of calling the Skull & Crossbones flag “Jolly Roger”. Who was Roger? Was he rogered? Was he in fact jolly?

HAAAAR send I the booty else find your scrawney gizzard hanging from me yard arm

Ah my good man, I have been in search of such a bounty for many a year (well since it was released :-p). Sadly I do not have enough gold coins to hold sway in my local outlet. Perhaps good fortune will blow a copy my way. Knowing my luck I will probably end up with scurvy instead.

You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

Well i be smokin joe frazier…i be. doz i get it

Look… it’s a three headed monkey coming this way. He’s selling these fine leather jackets…. and lots of grog….. crikey thats the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, “Why are you wearing a paper towel?”

“Arrrrr…” says the pirate. “I’ve got a bounty on me head!”

The pirate’s parrot fell in love with a duck! The bird kept saying, “Polly wants a quacker”.

Why was the pirate scared of the circle…….

S’Currrvy!

Hahaar, Arrrrrnt i’s funny me laddoes!

If I don’t win one of these I hope I find this game on sail somewhere!! Gettit?? Oh dear

AHa me heartys, i fancy some booty for me heartys and no farcing about. No paradox about here tis all very black and white!

I wreacked me boat.
Me barrel of rum told me arse to do it. So me arse shimmied to the wheel and let’er rip a fair ol’ tune of “Davy Jones’ Ode’e et twi’lite” , an der mate, next ting ya knew I were dreamin’ tha a pirate ship of Team Teabaggers giv me dat supa meggie nillin vista on me booty across da Eas Inda trade route.
Bu , see here mate, me eyes opened up to nude beach in dat dere new lan of Flor i da, wit no boat, no rum, and no arse. jus them dare naked people eye’n me all funny like.

” We’ll Keel-haul the losers and feed their gizzards to the Lizards and the rest of them to the Sharks! “.