My girlfriend for not helping me of a better answer to this question

i would most like to splode a cow, and watch the methane ignite into a gigantic firestorm…

I will splode myself if you don’t make me win !!!!

I would ‘splode my damn TV, because I constantly get clouds of green pixels on it. But then I wouldn’t be able to send it in to repair so…

I’ll go with ‘sploding a crater into the moon to make it look like the Deathstar ^^

I’d like to ‘splode Amazon. Thanks to them, Batman Arkham Asylum is so late it’ll be a christmas present or possibly a 85th birthday present.

I would splode, splode & a bit more and maybe i MIGHT (emphasises on the might) just might make it to my front door and leave the house because i haven’t left for days due to my xbox 360!! :O

I’d like to ‘splode whoever translated “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” to “Falafel Rain” here in Israel… ugh.

I’d like to ‘splode the moron(s) who designed the PSP Go, how hard is it to add a 2nd analog nub to the console, since, you know, it would have fit perfectly were the start/select buttons are. Oh yeah, lets not forgot adding the function to slide the screen down while using the console (covering up all the buttons) and not adding a touchscreen, so it could end up being yet another useless PSP feature.

I would splode that damn woodchuck for not chucking enough wood.

I would splode my load into u, if u pick me!!!

I would splode anybody who said anything bad about my favorite gaming site Team Teabag!!!!

I would splode each and every spice girl!!!!!!!!!!!

I would splode our cable / internet / phone company for being the wonderful problem-free piece of crap that it is. It’s splodetastic!

I would splode Traffic/Speed Cameras. They just make me nervous and I don’t like being watched!

I would ’splode my boss and my husband’s boss, as they are making our lives a misery – it might not be funny to you, but we’d find it hilarious! Muhahahaha!

Winter. Explode all the cold air, rain, sleet and snow and have summer for 12 months. Feeling down as it’s nearly September.

Pick me. Pick me.

Would love splosion man

i would splode where i work so i could have a few weeks of work and play with my new x box games

I would like to explode the Microsoft/Xbox call centre with all the staff inside it! They are so slow and take so long to answer a simple question! Would you believe it took me over a WEEK to convince them that a corrupted download was entirely their fault?! I had to download it onto two different hard drives, download it on a friend’s machine, ring them seven times and send four emails before they finally accepted that the download was corrupted!

Ironically, the game was Destroy All Humans and I was arguing with them, I kept having to force myself not to say “the title is Destroy Microsoft help team!”

Winning this prize would not have come at a better time, would love to win this for my little boy as his XBOX 360 got three red lights for the second time last week, and XBOX.COM has informed me that because it’s now over 4 years old I’d now have to pay to get it fixed, £86…. They can forget it, so if I’m not lucky enough to win this I’ll have to go and buy a new one for him!!

oh please god, please… someone give me the chance to splode a nissan micra…preferably with a little old man inside!!!

i know that sounds overly mean, but hell, have you ever noticed how badly they drive and hold up traffic , think about it and i’m sure you’ll be on my team!

I would splode all the gamers who never brought a dreamcast for not knowing what they missed

Morleys ex of London for losing two of my father’s harps when moving from London.

Erm………Big Brother ( including Davina) , Jordan, Gordon Brown, Swine Flu (yeah Ive had it!), moths, marmite, Monday mornings, toe nail pickers, my work colleague who I shall keep anonymous, whom doesnt pull his weight.
Splode em all I tell ya!!!!! Well you did ask:-)

My inclination is to splode ex’s though actualy more truthfully to splode people who are removing the ex’s… maybe though someone has already sploded the ex’s which is why we are in this ex less crisis in the first place……………..

Great competition! I would LOVE to splode everyone that ‘tries’ to get a personalised car registration number by using numbers instead of the correct letters. You know the kind 5C077 (SCOTT) RU55ELL, S7EVE, 054MA (OSAMA) etc

i would splode a packet of digestives if i would win this

i would push it up my own arse then splode lol

My boss … he’s a c**t.

I would happily splode the makers of crappy debt and loan ads on Channel 4.

You’re sitting at home, boring day, turn on the tv and theres an announcement :

” Someone has just ‘sploded the LadyGaga”

Wouldn’t you be happy if I did that? No more bluffin with her muffin

I would ‘splode the Houses of Parliament; just finishing what Guy Fawkes started, honest!

i would splode my my baby pic album so my mum doesnt show it to any of my new chics, as i was such a nudist in my early years with several bad habbits…….which i leave to your imagination………..

A chocolate factory, while i am stood outside (at a safe distance) with my mouth open ready to catch all the yummy chocolate before it lands on the ground

I would splode Songs of Praise.

I would love to splode a big water bomb filled with mud all over my husbands car just after hes cleaned it as he wont wash mine.

I would ‘Splode’ SCOTT, (see comment by Scott 2009-08-30 21:52:41)
for being a sick B*****d and really lowering the tone.

Probably N-Dubz. Because the Swine Flu didn’t do the job…

I’d do what Guy Fawkes unsuccessfully tried to do … and ‘splode the Houses of Parliament. We’d be much better off, I’m sure.

I would Spode all those ps2s or earlier consoles, who like me are still suffering with them too tight fisted to buy the next gen consoles and have to enter competitions to own one! Having controller wires is no longer an option u hear me!?

I would love to ‘splode my lefty foot so that I could bumble around in mysterious circles.

Loving it

i want the kings of leon to ‘splode after their hissy fit at the reading festival, complaining cos the crowd “werent helping them” and smashing their guitars what a bunch of losers!

I want to splode everyone else that has left a comment, that way the prize pot is mine

Coucil Tax

I would love to ‘splode stoopid call centres where u fone up to get help and have to speak to an automated person inputting numbers to get through to the next stage of the call – then after £5 worth of call you finally speak to a human idiot who knows nothing. GREAT

TV licences – it’s time the Beeb funded itself through advertising.

I would splode the old dears that stop in the middle of the street right in front of me with no warning!!!!!!

I’d most like to splode those little Smart cars and the smart-arses that drive them, your not funny or clever you just look like you’re on the commode!

I would like to splode a cow pat … as long as it is next to my managers at work… Not easy to do in the centre of a city but worth it!

The midwest of america.. Just because I could means I would. Might save us from Bush MKII!

I would ‘splode all those darn Z-lister celebrities clogging up our news spaces…but then again, that might give them even more publicity…

I would love to ‘splode my Manager’s breasts aka Silicone valley.
( I seem to be obsessed with other people’s breasts.)

I want to splode Liam Gallagher for being such a spoilt brat.

My husband’s bottom- perhaps it would keep shut for a while that way.

I would like to splode all of the machines responsible for debt recorded messages that ring the phone line at the most ridiculous times of day, if I had a debt problem I would ring someone….

I would splode OKIKOKI is this yes no or a maybe

I would like to explode my Skoda car for always breaking down and have the satisfaction of seeing it blown to smithereens!

My housemates car, after nicking my b****y parking space.

i would splode my husbands x-box as the affair has gone on long enough, he tells me the x-box doesnt moan and does as its told, mmm lets see what happens when the batteries are removed ha ha “sploded”

NICE GAME

well i would have sploded my tv but it decided to pop last night during big brother must have bored it like it did me

The banks, for obvious reasons !!!

I would splode Jeremy Kyle, Jerry Springer, Tricia…in fact every talk show host who thinks paternity testing, one legged bisexuals and poor people’s benefit issues make for good tv!! Why???

I would splode the lady who jumped the queue at the petrol station, how very dare she!

the health and safety brigade for banning everything

splode my xbox cos i cant win

I would like to ‘splode both Jordan (Yes, Jordan, not Katie Price – you can’t spend years getting your norks out under that name and pretend you were never called that) and her equally annoying but smaller titted ex Peter Andre.

I haven’t done any kind of in-depth study as to the effects of ‘sploding this nauseating pair, but I’d imagine there’d be very little left apart from a bad hair cut, a couple of slightly singed saline implants and a quickly dissipating cloud of spray-on tan.

Plus, the footage and stills of the ‘splosion would no doubt help the press fill up their column inches until Britney Spears next went out without her pants on.

I would ‘splode them annoying slow walking fools who walk really slowly infront of you in a busy high street then randomly stop so you walk into the back of them. gahhhhhh

i would also like to ‘splode my flat mates who likes to send “morse code messages” in the middle of the night to early hours of the morning!

it would have to be jordan and kerry katona…splode, splode…gone haha

Door to door salesmen trying to sell everything from double glazing to kitchens, who won’t go away, won’t take no for an answer and totally disrupt my gaming experience!

I would most like to ‘splode my Boss * “Slave Driver” for making me work unpaid OverTime and Weekends for time in Lieu.
Which I still haven’t had time to visit, because I’m too busy working!

* ( Name removed to protect the Guilty! – and my job! )