Sonic the Hedgehog and why because i wonder if the spikes on his head would change tea bagging for ever lol

Kirby, why? because it would be awesome a Round tea bagging

I would like most to teabag mastercheif simply because he cant bite back

Octacon. Whiniest video game character I have ever came across. Grow a pair dude.

I would teabag the G-Man from Half Life. Why, you ask? He always disables my crouch button. It’s like taking away oxygen.

I would teabag Bayonetta. All the leather and straps is a pretty good sign she’s into some kinky stuff. I bet she’d like the humiliation…on second thought, she’d probably be the one teabagging me.

I would teabag Roman from GTA 4.

Just because he is such a bitch to begin with. Even teabagging can’t humiliate him any more.

personally i’d prefer to tea bag Link for his fetish with locked doors, more importantly his lack of being able to open them.

the fact that he has varying degree’s of sword, incremental in size, shape and pompousness, varying from a flick knife that is suitable for dissecting flea’s to a double bladed sword that is so distasteful that Elton John wouldn’t be seen dead waving it around at one his his soirée’s (minus the fact that welding Elton John as a sword would do more damage too)

Not forgetting that he has a stock pile of explosives rammed in his anus (that’s the only place I can find that he hides them, as they wouldn’t fit into his manbag because that is always full of jars of magic water) that would have made the soviets blush with envy (in both of size and location of his stash)

Nor the small matter that he is strong enough to push a boulder rock with the denseness of Jade Goody and twice his size around (so about the size of Jade Goody as well) a poxy maze for half an hour without even breaking into a sweat AND he has boots made of metal which would easily rupture a Goron’s spleen by kicking it in the head.

Finally not leaving out that the annoying and bone idle little bug flying around your head (telling you that your a moron and that your the only one able to save the world, not because your the best warrior but the fact your an unloved orphan that no one would really mind if you failed and were skewered like a kebab on Ganon’s long, hard, stiff…sword,) is small enough to fit into the lock in the first place and move the pins in the lock to enable you to open the door in the first place.

No, he can’t do any of these so instead of taking the most common sense options, he’d rather ride horse back for 4 days, fight through a seemly impossible horde of evil creatures who have an insatiable love for capturing, demoralising and enjoying the bodies of guys who look more like girls. Just to fight an genetically modified, over grown and moronic fish/spider/gimp, who just so happens to have a high enough IQ to be able to follow a set routine of 3 different movements/actions, yet doesn’t have a high enough IQ to think that they may want to camouflage their weak spot, as its bright sunshine yellow and the rest of their bodies are matt black.

Then once he has pulled said key from the dissolving beast’s anus, fought his way back out of the tirade of now hormonal bondage freaks (they get a lil pissy when he kills their mistress,) rode on his trusty stead for another 4 days, uses the holy brown key of s&m on said door…just to find out it’s another BDSM loving lair who’s master is testing, teasing and arousing you to try and beat him like the masochistic slave he is, so you can pull yet another sacred fudge covered device out of his stiff, cold and beaten orifice JUST to do it all over again.

Slim

Hello Kitty

After asking my husband what ‘teabagging’ meant (lol), I would have to teabag sackboy – he’s in need of some new costumes, and that addition would be delightful! Gives a whole new meaning to his name

I’d teabag the Fusion Frenzy 2 announcer. He’s practically begging for it…

I’d teabag DJ Crash, that REALLY annoying radio announcer who springs up in almost every EA game since Burnout! It’d probably be the only thing that would shut him up!!

i would teabag mario a teabag no much good for a plumber

I would teabag Kratos. What’s better to teabag a god ?

I would most like to teabag the waves of zombies in left for dead… that should so be a special weapon

I would teabag Barbie in Barbie Horse Adventures. Seriously, those breasts would take an eye out.

Stan from Monkey Island cos he needs to calm down – all that arm waving and foot tapping argggggggh

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil, he looks like he could do with a little time-out

Buzz – would be the first and last time I’d find his ‘gags’ funny.

Teabag Lara – She shud be in the kitchen making the tea !!!

Lara croft – makes me feel inferior

I would teabag not Roman from Grand Theft Auto, but his brother Nico. Because if it shut him up for just a second it’d be worth it. What’s that Nico? You’re only trying to make a life for yourself in America? To leave your criminal past behind? Well, perhaps you could make a start by, you know, not working for drug dealers and gangsters. Here you go – try trafficking these plums, you hypocritical git.

There, I feel better now. I’m off to play Saints Row 2. At least the main character in that doesn’t try to moralize while they’re shooting people in the face.

lara croft…has to go…im better

NICE PRIZE

spot on

It would have to be Gollum because he scared my kids when they watched the video, so now I can only play LOTR’s when they’re in bed.

I would teabag lara cooooooooroft!!! Oh yesh.

Vaan from FF12. Why do I have to play as such a whiney kid? And why does this kid have no shirt on? And why oh why can’t I be the much cooler Balthier?

I hate Vaan so much, he’s ruined a perfectly good gaming franchise…

I’d rather go for a coffee with Jill Valentine from the Resident Evil games instead!

I’m going to have to go back..how far back…Wayyyyy Back… Like OG style in my answer to secure myself that Mousepad (that’s Original Gamer for U Noobs lol)

and my Ol’ School Answer is: Princess Peach Toadstool

Why?

I personally admire Teabaggin’ as an artform.. Not just a matter of Expression and humiliaton.. but as a
just downright admirable thing to do, and I’m not the type to just share my sweaty sacks 1-2 times with a downed Enemy, but rather hip, hop, dip, dive & roll those suckers several times into an opponents mouth.. to the point to where I’m sure my foe can almost here the sloshing sound repeatedly in his headphones..

So as Teabagging as a past time did not just start in the Fps Genre, nor with the creation of hot booth babes like Lara Croft,
I admire and want to be like the Original Teabagger, Mario I mean think about it.. its true.

the little mustached hero would constantly be trippen on shrooms, bouncing his nutsack repeatedly on Koopa Troopas, Goombas & Even proven his balls are tougher then a speeding bullet with his teabagged foe Bullet Bill… Also He could Teabagg for hours, ever done the infinite life trick witha turtle… I could walk away, go to school, come back and he’d be still teabaggin’
so In mentioning my idol that should be in the teabagger hall of fame, you would instantly think I would choose his arch enemy King Bowzer to Teabagg.. Not true..

Every true gamer knows that mario was chasing that darn princess, and the reason for all the Teabaggin’ Mario did? Blue Balls!!!!.. Think about it.. That lil tease was never where she was suppose to be, always running to some other castle just when you thought you were going to get some..

So I say teabag that hoe (and every hoe like her )

Teabagg is the Movement baby..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzsFJolrYuI